What ails me

The acupuncture worked for about 20 minutes. As I lay there with the pins in my hands and feet, my appendages felt warm and liquid and relaxed. The acupuncturist (who talked too much if you ask me) said I’d know when I was done, and that seemed to be the point when I started to become aware of little pin pricks in my body.

I felt cured, but the soreness returned just before martial arts class. The class didn’t make it feel any worse. In fact, I’ve found that sore muscles feel better when moved, like it loosens them up and prevents stiffening.

Sleeping, on the other hand, makes them more stiff.

I was concerned at bedtime on Monday that my neck was showing no sign of getting better, which is why I decided to go to an acupuncturist. By Tuesday, though, I could tell that the slow process of healing was under way. It’s no worse today than yesterday, but I wonder if it was worth the $75 acupuncture treatment. (It’s covered, but I hadn’t met my deductible.)

Alsoooo, I keep forgetting that chocolate makes me break out. Since I eat the stuff in some form or another every day, you’d think I’d be aware of this. But I don’t have actually chocolate bars (or M&Ms) every day, and when I do, I get big ugly zits. (At least my boxing gloves don’t seem to be causing them anymore.)

We went to Canada on Sunday, and I don’t know if you know this, but their chocolate is different! Some say better. I’ll refrain from making judgment, but I will say that we bought several chocolate bars (mostly for Rob’s coworkers) and declared them at the border.

These days, I very rarely go to a 7-11 and buy a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or Hershey Bar, so don’t ask me why I thought it was appropriate to eat a Cadbury Crunchie on Sunday, an Aero dark chocolate on Monday and a Cadbury coconut thingy on Tuesday. (Hey, give me credit for spreading it out over three days!) But I do know that I have a pimple for each of those bars on the left side of my face.

Hamlet’s Dresser

I’m listening to a great audiobook called “Hamlet’s Dresser.” It’s a memoir that caught my eye at the library and I checked it out to see if it actually has anything to do with Hamlet. It does.

The author (who is the reader) is a Shakespeare aficionado who enjoys reading to old people. (He uses the term “old people” often, never calls them elderly or mature or some other euphemism). He also has a severely retarded younger sister.

The book is so lyrical and he reads it so well that you can see how he makes Shakespeare accessible by reading it aloud. It’s a pretty heartbreaking story, but told poetically, with the repetition of phrases and the interspersing of Shakespearean quotes. Maybe the language is overly florid at times, but it doesn’t matter.

I’d like to listen to him read entire plays.

Only pins in the neck can cure me

I’m in day 4 of excruciating neck pain. Have discovered why I never see professional photogs with their cameras around their necks. I do it so I won’t drop the thing. No more.

Am waiting for my insurance to give me the OK on acupuncture treatment.

Dance dance

For the record, I think Sabra will win. Although Lacey’s the better dancer, technically. She’s amazing. I like all four finalists; only Neil would surprise me if he won, but he’s surprised me already.

I found him rather annoying at the start of the season. I couldn’t figure out why he didn’t get cut before Jesus. He bored me. And he was too pretty. But he’s grown on me. He’s got personality.

Sara was my fave. I voted for her 5 or 6 times the night before she got eliminated. Guess I shoulda called a few more times. At least I don’t have the guilt of last season when Allison got eliminated because I didn’t vote once.

So many blackberries

Can you believe some people pay for these things? Why, around here, it’s like they grow on trees!

I like to eat them with vanilla ice cream and Hershey’s dark chocolate syrup. Or Heath Bar magic shell. Whatever’s on hand.

Today, I’m trying Pioneer Woman’s cobbler. And may drizzle some chocolate syrup over it

Getting back on the bloody horse

Had a bit of trauma at the blood bank yesterday.

First, there was some concern that my iron count was too low, but they tested my blood and pronounced me good to go. During those five minutes, I decided I wasn’t even going to try to donate any more. Saved lives be damned, I don’t need the hassle of having my finger pricked (right after getting stung by a bee) only to be rejected.

Then, the tech hit a nerve, literally it seems, when sticking me with the needle, after declaring that I had three good veins on my left arm. The first two times I gave blood, it hardly hurt. The last time, I felt some discomfort, but hey, think about what it must be like for chemotherapy patients.

Last night, it was excruciating. After sticking me, she moved the needle and there was an electric, shooting pain all the way down my forearm. She adjusted it again, and I said, “That’s really bad.” So she took it out. It continued to sting well after the needle was out and an ice pack was pressed on my forearm.

My options were to go home or to give up my other arm. While they were prepping my right arm, I cursed my altruistic self. What assurance did I have that things wouldn’t go horribly awry again? But I knew that if I left, I’d never be back, and think of all the lives! Think about how much easier this is than chemotherapy!

So she stuck my right arm, and maybe my pain receptors were too busy with the left arm, but it went in like butter. No problems.

The left arm hurt until I went to bed last night, even all through The Simpsons Movie, which I sat through with an ice pack. The tech told me I’d have a bruise, but you know what? It’s only a little bit sore. Both arms have just one track mark each. I was worried about having a giant swollen purple Popeye arm, like my high school boyfriend did after giving blood.

So outdoorsy

When did this transformation happen?

Having determined that $99 is the best price for the Mystic Peak hiking boots, I returned to Joe’s to buy them. And had to buy a T-shirt, socks and a soccer ball (for the dog) while I was at it. I impulse shop at a sporting goods store.

The weird part is that every time I looked at the pictures of the boots online, I really, really wanted them. Maybe it was the lavender trim, or the embossed pine cones.

I tried to comparison shop at the new Sportsman’s Warehouse yesterday, but was put off by the dead animal heads on display above the footwear.