Why Mondays don’t suck

I have a terrible headache and not much to do today, so you’d think I’d have a full-on case of the Mondays. But Monday’s got something going for it that Tues-Thur don’t have. Or rather, Monday doesn’t have something that Tue-Thur do have…and that’s a martial arts class.

So on Mondays, when I start counting down til quitting time, I get a warm fuzzy knowing that my evening is free. I usually look forward to some quality time with the dog, cus, you know, I don’t get to spend enough time with her Friday night through Monday morning.

I’ve never been known for my taste

Of the last three movies I saw, none of them were good. But for some reason, the least likely candidate was my favorite.

You’d think I’d have more positive things to saw about my childhood friends, Transformers, or that the very explosiveness or Bruce Willisness of Die Harderer would have carried it along. But no, it’s Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer that I’m thinking of a whole day later.

Don’t get me wrong, it had some unforgivable flaws. Mostly having to do with Invisible Woman. I wanted to like her, and she was rather sweet in her scenes with the Silver Surfer. But she is the most pathetic superheroine…thinks her wedding is more important than the end of the world, wants to give up superheroics to raise a family, looks pretty silly posing with jazz hands when supposedly putting up an invisible forcefield (her only superpower). Worst of all, she has no chemistry with Mr. Fantastic. Probably it’s his fault. You mean to tell me they couldn’t find an actor who has romantic chemistry with Jessica Alba?

Then there’s the blondifying. She looked like a cartoon. I thought the special effects for Mr. Fantastic were bad in the first one and bad in the second one. Maybe it was the expression on his face when he was supposed to be stretching.

Further, they didn’t give the lovely Julian McMahon enough to do as Dr. Doom, and the origin of the Silver Surfer could have used some script-doctoring.

Still, I enjoyed it. Unlike Transformers, the proper comic book tone was maintained throughout. The dynamic between The Thing and Human Torch was solid. And it wasn’t three hours long.

Songs of the Summer

I’m not exactly on the cutting edge when it comes to music. Or technology. I’m just now putting songs on my very first iPod, a hand-me-down from Rob, who got it at a pawn shop and then replaced it with a snazzier one. Mine’s approximately the size of an 80s boom box and holds as many songs as a cassette tape.

Not really.

Anywayz, I believed the dj who said “Hey there Delilah” was gonna be the song of the summer. But he was wrong!

As far as I’m concerned, the song of the summer is “The Salmon Dance,” which I really really want as my ringtone for when my boss calls my cell. But apparently it’s only available in the U.K. at present. And costs GBP 4.5. However much that is in real money.

Thanks to Q for the tip-off. The Q-tip, if you will.

America’s troubles

Wanna know why young people care more about Nicole Richie’s DUI than the war in Iraq? I mean, not that I’m a young person anymore, I’m in my 30s!

…But George W. pre-empted the Today Show this morning and I can’t stand to hear him talk, OK? So I was forced to change the channel, watch the end of a Buffy rerun, and then turn to E! News, OK? Because that’s the only place I can get news when the president takes over our airwaves.

Cue violins

It’s the one week a year when we need air conditioning. At least my office has it…

The temperature hit 94 degrees just before 1 p.m. today, tying the all-time record.

The record was set originally on Aug. 9, 1960, and matched on Aug. 8, 1978.

Today’s temperature blew past the previous record for July 11 – 89 degrees in 1951.

Wasted day

There’s nothing more suspicious than calling in sick the day after vacation, so I waited until Tuesday to do it. I was supposed to go fishing (for work), but when my alarm went off at 6, I felt awful. The headache that hit just before bed was still there and my tummy kinda hurt too. Maybe I shoulda taken a headache pill before bed. Maybe it was something I ate.

So I canceled with the fisherman and slept til 8:30, when I left a message for the boss saying I was sick. And then I slept and watched TV in bed all damn day. It hurt to stand up and I could barely walk out to the edge of the yard to watch Isis chase her ball.

At first the idea of staying home with the dog sounded blissful, but it wasn’t as much fun as I thought. I started to feel very insecure that she didn’t love me anymore, because she didn’t even come cuddle with me on the bed. She really hates it when I lie in bed, evidently, because she just stands there and barks at me. Probably should have moved to the couch.

I drank some Gatorade last night and feel much better now. Maybe I was just dehydrated. How very Top Model/So You Think You Can Dance of me.

Day 3

For some reason, we didn’t take any pictures of our sophomore effort at skydiving, but we survived. We did it in Monterey, where the ocean view was lovely, but the experience wasn’t as wonderful as the first time. We jumped from 18,000 feet (with dudes strapped to our backs) versus 10,000 feet the first time. And it was a little brutal on our ears.

Then we drove down the coast to visit some elephant seals and the Andersen Bros.

Visual highlights

This is the cabin we slept in our first night.

On day 2, Isis was a little seasick, or road sick, and vomited a few times in the parking lot at Prehistoric Gardens, in Oregon.

But she felt better by the time we took a break in the redwood forest of California.

Here I am with her standing inside one of those giant old trees they cut holes in big enough to drive through.

Home again

We decided to drive all the way home last night, making the trip back from So. Cal in two days, sted of three. Got home at about 10:45 and had things sufficiently put away and laundry started by midnight. (which would be a bigger deal if I hadn’t just done laundry on Thursday night at my mom’s house.)

I had two anxiety dreams about work last night.

Rob’s picking up some Indian food. I can’t manage to get out of bed.