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Definitely not an appropriate use of company time or the company-issued camera phone But see how cute my hair is? Don’t I look just exactly like my avatar? It’s about the same hairstyle I wore when I was 9. Maybe now I’ll stop being mistaken for the mother of a college student.

Oh Happy Day It’s Friday, the sun is shining and in three hours, I get to go home and spend the whole weekend with my house. (Rob and Stew will be there too.) While Rob was away for the second of two 5-day stints, I taught his kickboxing classes. (The boxing gloves on the avatarContinue reading

I’m highest bidder! A few months ago, I melted the charger for my Sonicare toothbrush. (I used the outlet behind the refrigerator and stored it on top of the stove. We had electrical issues.) I would have just chucked the whole Sonicare system, but I had an unused brush head and when I moved, IContinue reading

Stupidnova Ugh. Every time Tommy Lee leers at one of the female contestants on Rock Star Supernova, I wonder, do they even want this job? Cree-py. Yesterday I established that I am not yet a true Northwesterner in that I couldn’t think of something appropriate to wear to a volcanic, glacial mountain in August. IContinue reading

In the news Wha?? You mean that guy who confessed to killing JonBenet Ramsey might not have done it? I am stunned. Virgin Mary seen in chocolate drippings.

Identity crisis I’m receiving conflicting signals here. On the one hand, I want to live a clutterfree, Zen existence. If I’m not using a half-empty bottle of face cream, throw it away! No sense filling my cupboards with stained Tupperware and ill-fitting lids. Then again, I live on a stream and work for an eco-friendlyContinue reading

Perfect life When I first moved in with Rob, I’d get really excited at about 3 o’clock every day, because that meant I got to see him in a few hours. Right now, I’m giddy because I get to go home to our house!

Clorox v. Tide I love love love the Clorox bleach pen. It cleans the grout on my kitchen counter so nicely. Not so impressed with the Tide to Go pen. It does not satisfactorily remove food stains from my clothes. This is why employees should not eat lunch at their desks. Not that I haven’tContinue reading