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Damage Control

We didn’t get a single trick-or-treater. Granted, we were gone from 6 to 7:45, but we left a bowl out with a “Take one only” sign and it appeared to have gone untouched. We had a massive bag of Butterfingers, Baby Ruths, Laffy Taffys and Nestle Crunch. I’d been limiting myself to the Crunch bars.Continue reading “Damage Control”

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Can I keep her? Please?

So that second dog, the guard dog? She’s really cute. The beagle had already been adopted by the time I got to Petco, but that’s OK, it’s not the one I wanted anyway. Rob refused to go with me to look at puppies. Just look, I said. It’s like buying a house. I should lookContinue reading “Can I keep her? Please?”

Puppies!

Never mind that we haven’t fenced our yard yet, and that I’m about to start a new job… I woke up this morning wanting a puppy! We had a weird drunk guy bang on our door the other week (not a college student), and although my boyfriend’s fists are registered weapons (not really), I startedContinue reading “Puppies!”