Lap dog

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A few weeks ago, I was revising a scene about an intense encounter between Isis and Leo. As I read it aloud to myself, Mia put both front paws on my thighs like she wanted to crawl up onto my lap. In the nearly two years we’ve had her, she has never crawled onto a lap, and by the way, she weighs about 85 pounds.

Naturally, I assumed this meant that I am such an amazing writer that Mia felt the tension in the scene, and either meant to reassure me, or sought my reassurance that everything would be okay.

Later, Mia climbed up onto my lap on the couch while I watched TV.

“What’s with you today, Mia? You’re being very needy.”

Rob’s car alarm keychain, low on batteries, beeped from the foyer table.

Mia started to quiver. Leo stood and looked furtively around the room.

“Rob, you need to change the batteries in your keychain. It’s freaking the dogs out.”

Rob’s keychain had been beeping for hours. Perhaps Mia’s earlier lapdogginess had nothing to do with my writing.

This morning, during a Today Show segment about children sleeping through smoke alarms, Mia put her paws on my lap and quivered when the smoke alarm beeped on the television. Clearly she has a negative association with beeping. What I don’t know is whether something about the frequency merely is irritating/frightening, or if this is a conditioned response to something from her past.

Either way, I muted the TV and snuggled with her until the segment was over.

Published by Kari Neumeyer

Writer, editor, dog mom, ovarian cancer survivor

3 thoughts on “Lap dog

  1. Bear freaks out when our smoke alarm does the low battery chirp; hides downstairs and refuses to come up until it’s fixed. Must be a terrible frequency for their furry little ears.

    Also, I bet Mia just loves her mom a whole big bunch. 🙂

  2. I think it is so sweet when huge dogs decide they will now become lap dogs. My uncle owns two of the larges dobermans you have ever seen and both of them love to sit in my lap. Although most of the time when they sit on me they crush the life out of me…I pretend not to notice and snuggle with them all the more. You have to cherish those moments in life!

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