Wreck and effect

In the week since my high-speed* MVA, I’ve done some spacey things.

  1. I squeezed conditioner instead of body wash onto my washcloth in the shower.
  2. I flushed the toilet when I meant to turn on the shower.
  3. I tried to fax something upside down. (A blank page arrived at the other end.)

I can’t say for sure that these are the result of being in a car accident. I’ve done the first and the third before. Never the second, though, that was a new one.

* I referred to it as a high-speed collision the other day and Rob said, “You weren’t in a high-speed collision. You were barely moving!” Fair enough.