Rob left me yesterday. To do some defensive tactics training in Tacoma. I feel so abandoned. My mom’s on the road to come help me with the move … so I’m without my usual e-mail companionship.
Which has led me to self-destructive thoughts. Such as, “My hair’s getting too long. Natalie Portman’s looks cute as it grows out from being totally shaved. Maybe I should cut mine like hers.”