How do you measure the last Night of the Iguana?

In daylight, in darkness, in zucchini and calcium shots…

A couple of weeks went by after I got the condolence card from the vet. I thought maybe they won’t even charge me!

But I got the bill yesterday.

$215.

$85 for the office visit, various charges for whatever they did for him during the night.
$45 for disposition.

‘Course if I had it to do over again, I’da paid more to take him to the vet regularly.