Iguana thieves
Terrible story out of Seattle. Pet store burglarized, small animals tromped and iguanas stolen.
I news-googled “stolen iguanas” and found another story about a pet store owner whose stolen iguana was later recovered.
When the owner of Paradise Pets arrived at work Tuesday morning to find that someone had broken in and stolen his five-foot-long iguana, Dude, he was devastated.
It took me a few minutes to figure out that Dude was the iguana’s name.
Dude, I would be devastated too!