Just send me some free stuff, all right?

Neutrogena’s reply: Since your particular situation requires a more in-depth conversation than is possible through e-mail, we would appreciate the opportunity to discuss this matter with you further.

Your phone call will help us to quickly gather important information for our Quality Assurance department and to determine appropriate compensation for you.

So I called, answered the questions, and the lady didn’t say nothing about compensation! She did say someone might contact me if they need anything else…so we’ll see.

Free stuff! Free stuff!